i had a dream (click to read more)

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I had a dream,

I was being judged.

Last night,

I logged in to Facebook.

After 15 months and 3 days!

One of my friends has a girlfriend!

It was her birthday.

He had posted a picture to wish her,

she was kissing him on the cheek.

32 other perverts commented Happy Birthday.

I know his girlfriend,

She is not on Facebook!

I don’t read newspapers now.

Each one of them is sponsored.

Back then,

I had followed many news channels.

One of them glorified the event of 5th August-

as a victory of a particular religion!

while the other was trying to connect

5 newly bought Jets with 5th August!

My best friend is a student of Mass Communication,

he says-

Journalism is something different!

One of my Facebook friend

was talking about leftist and rightist.

He was trying to troll a post.

A post read-

‘a professor is an Urban Naxal,

but who shouts गोली मारो सालोंको is a Nationalist!’

I wanted to ask my so called friend-

if my right is your left

and your left is my right,

then what is right and what is left?

This other post had mentioned an incident.

A uncle had posted on a WhatsApp group-

how drinking Sanitizer could help prevent Corona Virus!

10 other mindless drank Sanitizer.

Well...everyone died!

I had a dream,

I was being judged by my family name.

Last night,

I logged in to Facebook

to remove my family name

from my user name!